Let’s get POLITICAL

April 24th, 2009 by gotcha-kews

Automation of vote counting…

Seems good to hear…

This is what the people from the congress are trying to debate again. Well as expected they are not to support their rivals… (Huh that’s why it is a debate) Hmm I’ll go directly to the point.

“WHAT KIND OF HELL DO THESE LAW MAKERS AND THE COMELEC HAVE IN THEIR PIECE OF MIND AND THEY ARE TO SPEND HUNDRED MILLION PESOS FOR SOMEONE WHO CAN HACK THE MACHINE THAT WILL BE USE FOR THE AUTOMATION OF VOTE COUNTING?”

I don’t really get their point it will just be a waste of time effort and especially MONEY. In short isang MALAKING KATANGAHAN NA NAMAN ANG PINAPAIIRAL NILA! Haven’t you realize the pwedeng malagay sa panagnib ang lahat ng mga sekreto ng Bansa kung sakaling nagagwa nilang ma-hack yun! Ang Tanga! Syempre kapag nalaman na nila na pwede palang mahack ang mag network ng gobyerno edi mahahack na lahat! Mga @#$#$%3 talaga kayo! Yung iba ke aga aga nangangampanya! EH BAGO NYO ISIPIN ANG MGA BAGAY NA YAN TUMINGIN MUNA KAYO BAGO KAYO MAG AWAY SA WLANG KWENTANG BAGAY EH AYUSIN NYO MUNA ANG MAHAHALAGANG PROBLEMA NG BAYAN!! GUSTO NYO NG SAMPLE???? YUNG MGA WALANG MODO NINYONG KAPULISAN! (isa na yun) ISYUNG PANGKALUSUGAN! HOY NAGPUNTA NA BA KAYO SA MGA GOVERNMENT HOSPITAL SA IBANG KAPULUAN NG PILIPINAS????ALAM NYO BA KUNG GAANO KAHIRAP ANG NAMAMATAYN NG PASYENTE LALO NA KAMING MGA STUDENT NURSE DAHIL SA KAKULUNGAN NG MGA FACILITIES!!!! @#T# GAGAMIT KA NG SUCTION MACHINE EH FEELING KO PUNON PUNO NA NG BACTERIA!!! (pangalawa nay un)ETO PA! YUNG MGA KABABAYAN NATIN SA MENTAL (kayo dapat andun) LANGYA KAHIT ANUNG GAWIN HINDI NA SILA GAGALING EH SA MGA GAMOT NA BINIBIGAY NINYO NA PANAHON PA ATA NI MAGELLAN GINGAMIT EH! AT KUNG ASIKASUHIN ANG MGA PASYENTE EH PARANG BABOY! ANU KAYA MANGYAYARI SA PILIPINAS KUNG WALANG STUDENT NURSE????

HOY GISING!!!!

Does your name fits your personality?

September 15th, 2008 by gotcha-kews

One of my friends here in freindster sent me a cooment.. so then i send her a comment back.. as i was browsing her profile i saw this blogthing which tells “What does Cristina means ” so my curiosity pushed me to read this and try this blogthing also.. so when i clicked the link, the page asked for my name and when i typed my first name and submitted it this is what I got…


What Carl Elexer Means


You are very open. You communicate well, and you connect with other people easily.
You are a naturally creative person. Ideas just flow from your mind.
A true chameleon, you are many things at different points in your life. You are very adaptable.

You are usually the best at everything … you strive for perfection.
You are confident, authoritative, and aggressive.
You have the classic “Type A” personality.

You are wild, crazy, and a huge rebel. You’re always up to something.
You have a ton of energy, and most people can’t handle you. You’re very intense.
You definitely are a handful, and you’re likely to get in trouble. But your kind of trouble is a lot of fun.

You are relaxed, chill, and very likely to go with the flow.
You are light hearted and accepting. You don’t get worked up easily.
Well adjusted and incredibly happy, many people wonder what your secret to life is.

You are friendly, charming, and warm. You get along with almost everyone.
You work hard not to rock the boat. Your easy going attitude brings people together.
At times, you can be a little flaky and irresponsible. But for the important things, you pull it together.

You are incredibly sexy and sensual. You have a naughty vibe that no one can ignore.
You have an unquenchable desire. And you are unrestrained in your passions.
You have a tendency to be unfaithful. Whether you fight it or give in to it is up to you.

What’s Your Name’s Hidden Meaning?

-such a MORAL DILLEMA-

December 16th, 2007 by gotcha-kews

-  Nobody dies a virgin, life fucks us all  -

Truly life fucks us all; we experience different life realities in our life,

And to tell you mine makes my life a hell.

It gives me a total moral dilemma,,,

Now tell me how could you decide in a scene of life between life, death and love?

Worst are they name you worthless, selfish and inconsiderate…

I’m trying to face everything conscientiously,

But how could I?

I am tired of being hurt, tired of being played and fooled around…

I don’t even know who am I right at this moment…

I don’t wanna lose anyone of you…

I try to stay at your side and lift you up…

But sad is,, you constantly pushes me away…

I never gave time for myself,

I lived my life for all of you…

But then again,,, it seems that I never did anything…

And at your sight I am just a pretty damn worthless…

What must I do?

What must I say?

Try to open up your eyes and you will see I need you much of how you needed me too…

I am just a man…

Just another face at the crowd,

But cares for you so much.

“B-I-T-C-H-Y”

December 8th, 2007 by gotcha-kews

People are sometimes… a fool

bitch and pretty good damn…

just make sure that your sin will find you out..

“d0es youR naMe fiTs y0u?”

December 6th, 2007 by gotcha-kews

C :Really fall in love with

A : Fun to be around with

R : Can kick your ass

L : One of the most romantic people

E : Have beautiful eyes

L : One of the most romantic people

E : Have beautiful eyes

X : Drop dead gorgeous

E : Have beautiful eyes

R : Can kick your ass

C :Really fall in love with

U : Gets blamed for everything

Y :Loved by everybody

U : Gets blamed for everything

G : Dont like people to tell you what

to do

A : Fun to be around with

N : Good bf/gf

A : Fun to be around with

N : Good bf/gf

O : EXTREMELY easy to fall in love with

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Now let us use my Screen name Andre Kews Cuyugan..

A : Fun to be around with

N : Good bf/gf

D : Is a great dancer

R : Can kick your ass

E : Have beautiful eyes

K: Really silly

E : Have beautiful eyes

W : Very broad minded

S : Lives life for fun

C :Really fall in love with

U : Gets blamed for everything

Y :Loved by everybody

U : Gets blamed for everything

G : Dont like people to tell you what

to do

A : Fun to be around with

N : Good bf/gf

what i can say is that my names really fits the persona in me

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now try it on yourselves…

A : Fun to be around with

B : Loves to make people laugh

C :Really fall in love with

D : Is a great dancer

E : Have beautiful eyes

F :People get wild and crazy to adore

you

G : Dont like people to tell you what

to do

H : Easy to fall in love with

I: Love to laugh

J : Easy to have fun with

K: Really silly

L : One of the most romantic people

M : Make people laugh

N : Good bf/gf

O : EXTREMELY easy to fall in love with

P : Popular with all types of people

Q : A hypocrite

R : Can kick your ass

S : Lives life for fun

T : Great Kisser

U : Gets blamed for everything

V : Not judgmental

W : Very broad minded

X : Drop dead gorgeous

Y :Loved by everybody

Z : Lives life for fun

1,2,3 “click”

December 5th, 2007 by gotcha-kews

wahah this gals wanna have a moment with me.. ahehe pa charming.. tsk tsk tsk…1 3 4

“the Manila Pen”

November 30th, 2007 by gotcha-kews

Just recently, another rebellion was initiated by Sen. Trillanes… and it is for what? According to him it is for the betterment of the country, for the benefit of the greater population. Is that so? On my opinion it is for their "own interest" their interest of a greater power…

Well for me not to be biased with Mr. Trillanes…

I can’t really imagine what does the government doing… do they think? What does their adviser does?  Anong silbi ng mga pinagaralan nila…

Well, mind you that these leaders have a good educational background. But wow hey are you using your minds HONORABLE LEADERS???

Did all of you guys, the government and the magdalo’s think of the possible repercussions of your acts? Haven’t you realize that you are just degrading our country’s image… For God sake!!! Have peace on your minds and hearts… have you heard of the word "camaraderie" before? Please WORK TOGETHER FOR THE BETTERMENT OF OUR COUNTRY. WE THE SMALL CITIZENS OF THIS COUNTRY NEEDS YOU.  OUR COUNTRY WILL NEVER PROSPER IF ALL OF YOU GUYS ARE "CRABS"

-A CONCERNED CITIZEN-

“please stop playing with my heart”

November 30th, 2007 by gotcha-kews

wplease stop breaking my heart..

please stop playing with my heart…

stop hurting me..

i can’t take the pain anymore..

i wud prefer to die than to have this heartache forever…

sa mga ‘namamakla’ at tripper.. ahehhee new moves…

November 28th, 2007 by gotcha-kews

Ever wonder if that cute, hunky, simple, tall guy with you in a public jeepney, inside the MRT or LRT is a bi or gay? Are you tired of the old fasion way of just staring in the eye of one another but not really getting any clear anwers to whom youre having eye contact with until it was too late and you just say,, "sayang!! ang cute pa nmn nya!!" and you just watch this person as you both part ways and then there is still this "nakaw tingin" but you are just too afraid to approach, not knowing that the guy was also interested in you? We ll its about time to do something about it!! this flirt signs can be done in public with no hassels AT ALL. no fear of having all the non-third sexes figure out it was actually a flirtatious act.. Help me spread out this new kewl stuff to all your networks, may it be friendster or what have you that have access to all other concerned and involved ones.. so lets get started.. lets say, you are in any public means of tranportation, sa y MRT, LRT, JEEP, FX or even in a private car. and you came across with this hot-looking guy that you cant even sense if he is bi, gay or straight, and you are interested with this person and so is the person is to you.. this is why we all need this to silently communic ated and flirt…here is the flirt signs 101.

  • HOLD YOUR NOSE with one hand like wiping out oil shows your interest to a person.
  • HOLD YOUR CHIN as if checking all the unshaved beard shows you are interested back to the person.
  • PINCHING your left ear with one hand means you wanna know if the person is bi or gay.
  • if you are BI, you just need to LICK OR WET YOUR LIPS while looking at the person.
  • if you are GAY, you will need to WIPE YOUR EYES like you are wiping out eye dirts.
  • TOUCH YOUR HEAD, if you wanna know if the person is TOP or bottom, the same thing should be done if you are TOP.
  • REACH YOUR POCKET (your behind pocket) as if you’re reaching for your wallet if you are a bottom.
  • Now lets say you both understood each other but you didnt know whether the person wants to meet or wait outside of where you both are,, Just RUB YOUR HANDS TOGETHER as if you just put some alcogel on them means lets meet outside. then if the person rubs his hands together too, thats it!! you just caught a big fish out of a small pond..

hahaha But of course if the person doesnt respond to any of these,, it only means two things…

1. He is not yet familiar with this new flirt sign language

2. Or worst,, that cute guy you wanna take with you is a STRAIGHT!!

let’s have it applied.. a guy takes the MRT to AYALA makati, and he could see from a distance a nice hunk and a goodlooking smooth guy. he just couldnt take his eyes off this hunk. The hunk happens to look at him for a while.Then Flirt 101 takes place. little guy looks at the hunk stud and slowly wipes his nose till the hunk notices it.. Hunk stud sees it and held down his chin like he just shaved telling the little guy that he is interested.. then the magic spark sets off.. little guy wanna know if the hunk is bi or gay by pinching his left ear with one hand Hunk wets his lips very daringly and unexpectedly reached his pocket like reaching for his wallet. Little guy was in red shock and was one big boner inside the train when he finds out the hunk stud is a bottom bi (ampota pati ako titigasan dun). so he didnt wanna pass the opportunity.. although he is bottom, he touched his head and acted appropriately telling the hunk stud that he is a top.. (cno ba nmn ang hndi mgta top sa ganun, wow!!) so the little guy rubs his hands together and the hunk stud didnt need to respond anymore so he waited outside and whoala!!!! Nag check in ang dalawa sa sogo!! san ka pa!! SO THAT WAS IT.. IF YOU DONT WANNA PLAY THE SAME BORING GAME THAT WE ALL SEEM TO PUT UP EVERYTIME COME ACROSS WITH THIS SITUATION..

FLIRTING TIPS…. AHEHEHE

November 28th, 2007 by gotcha-kews

_______flirt signs 101______

HOLD YOUR NOSE with one hand like wiping out oil shows your interest to a person.

HOLD YOUR CHIN as if checking all the unshaved beard shows you are interested back to the person.

PINCHING your left ear with one hand means you want to know if the person is bi or gay.

If you are BI, you just need to LICK OR WET YOUR LIPS while looking at the person.

If you are GAY, you will need to WIPE YOUR EYES like you are wiping out eye dirts.

TOUCH YOUR HEAD, if you want to know if the person is TOP or bottom, the same thing should be done if you are TOP.

REACH YOUR POCKET (your behind pocket) as if you’re reaching for your wallet if you are a bottom.
Now lets say you both understood each other but you didn’t know whether the person wants to meet or wait outside of where you both are, Just RUB YOUR HANDS TOGETHER as if you just put some alcogel on them means lets meet outside. Then if the person rubs his hands together too

special thanks to arjay…